May 2013
iWRITE. OUT. LOUD.: Bob Marley once said... →
mikaelabernardo717:
Only once in your life, I truly believe, you find someone who can completely turn your world around. You tell them things that you’ve never shared with another soul and they absorb everything you say and actually want to hear more. You share hopes for the future, dreams that will never come true,…
To prove love is not about how long you’ve been...
yanilavigne:
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Real men never stop trying to show a girl how much...
yanilavigne:
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doctordonna10:
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
why does it matter if someone’s room isn’t clean
like it’s their own personal living space
if they want it messy and they’re comfortable with that then let them keep it like that it’s not your room and there’s this thing called a door that prevents you from having to see it so unless you’re going to go out of your way to spend your own time living in...
fuckerpunch:
i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t
snarg:
truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like
saltfree:
if you’re upset about the finale of your show this week, no matter which show it is, take comfort in the fact that anything that happened can’t possibly be as awful as Dan being Gossip Girl
applebright:
seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid
“1. There will be several days that you daydream about stepping in front of a...”
– (via victorielle)
“I love unmade beds. I love when people are drunk and crying and cannot be...”
– (via stymshaws)
snapchatting:
i was confident for like 2 minutes one time
hzrry:
is it time for ed sheerans new album yet
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
“Marry your best friend. I do not say that lightly. Really, truly find the...”
– N’tima (via arabarabarab)
morristibbs:
bigtuna108:
morristibbs:
cutting toxic people out of your life is like flossing it hurts like a bitch and sometimes you cry and bleed but once its overwith everything is minty fresh and clean feeling and you can have a good day
if you flossed more it wouldn’t bleed
who let a dentist on tumblr
that-aussiebloke:
diggly:
consulting-cockblock:
unstead-y:
non-australians let me clarify something for you: shit cunt = insult sick cunt = not an insult
Why must you (collectively) use such a horrible word? A question asked on behalf of the rest of the world.
because you’re all shitcunts
Australians are sick cunts
thegayloki:
danglingthpider:
rabioheab:
rabioheab:
i hate americans and their stupid fahrenheit temperatures
i only made this post in the hopes that someone would reblog it with the caption “don’t fahrenhate” and you’ve all disappointed me greatly
don’t be a celsiass
its too fahrenlate
April 2013
senpai-has-noticed-you:
sometimes i think i’m arrogant but then i remember that julius caesar was kidnapped by cicilian pirates and when they demanded a ransom of 620 kgs of silver he got mad because he thought he was worth more than that and made them raise it to 1550 kg
if countries were students
Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed
Ireland: England's short drunk friend who nobody understands but likes
fuckoff-mondays:
When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
I have issues
